kill me

celeritious:

you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved

I drank until you weren’t real.
Six Word Story (#12)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something.
(via valentinehuguette)

officialsharks:

if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal