kill me
Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something.
(via valentinehuguette)

officialsharks:

if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal

I hope they ask about me and I hope you tell them you fucked up.
(via halluzinogen)

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot